After my rant concerning porn stars and sex industry workers posting their 'wish lists' on Amazon.com, I've decided to create one for myself.
No, I don't fuck on camera, but if you buy me something, I do promise to use it and write all about it. (In fact, buying me the iPad will greatly increase the number of Jizzmopper Chronicles posts I'm able to create and share in a given week.)
I'll even take suggestions if you want me to test anything out. I'm open minded. I have no shame, I'll tell you all about how far I could set "such-and-such-devise" up inside me.
Click here for the link to my wish list!
Thank you for your generosity.
Oh...I don't know Jizz.
ReplyDeleteYou are my straight "gay icon". But all that stuff on your list is so expensive.
How about I buy you a key ring if you post a photo of it hanging from your junk?
I suppose I need to start small.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of small, I could hang pretty much anything tiny on my junk. (The smaller the better, I want to look larger by comparison.)